Does your child have toys that get on your last nerve?? I do!
Here are the 5 worst toys that live at my house:
1. Cat piano
It is LOUD and absolutely as evil as it looks.
Just when you think this thing is done singing…. It’s no-ot!! Then when you think it’s done again… it’s no-ot!
3. Stupid bird book
Possessed book. This thing drove us crazy for a couple of WEEKS! We thought there was this dumb bird living outside of Adelynn’s room. Even when it was dark out, we heard dang thing singing. It would even startle her awake as she was falling asleep! As it turned out, it was our book. Why it was going off? I have no idea. I guess it was in the toy box just right that it was squished. We figured out that the reason we heard it at night was because we were actually hearing it through her baby monitor. Geez. That was a humbling moment for us both.
Seems innocent enough, right? Not when it gets left on and the cats touch it and sings in the middle of the night! It made us think someone walked through the living room and bumped it several times! And see the reflection on it?? Told you that creepy cat was evil!
5. Wooden Puzzles
This seems pleasant enough, doesn’t it? Cute little animals combined with learning opportunity. Sure it is, until you’ve stepped on one of those stupid pieces of wood in the dead of night for the billionth freaking time. That missing piece in the upper left? It is permanently embedded in my right foot.
Tell me about your obnoxious toys!